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If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.
-Janet Evanovich
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If God Had Wanted Me To Lose
Janet Evanovich
If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.
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