[john Foster Dulles] Invented Brinkmanship, The Most

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

In Such Novels As This Side Of Paradise And The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald Depicts The Spirit Of The Hour Which Is Usually About 4 A.m. His Suave Young Men, Always Commuting Between Princeton And The Plaza In Stutz Bearcats Never Sat Still For Long. It Was Too Uncomfortable, With A Large Flask In The Hip Pocket.

Book Burning Is A Charming Old Custom, Hallowed By Antiquity. It Has Been Practiced For Centuries By Fascists, Communists, Atheists, School Children, Rival Authors, And Tired Librarians. Like Everything Of Importance Since The Invention Of The Cloak And The Shroud, Its Origins Are Cloaked In Mystery And Shrouded In Secrecy. Some Scholars Believe That The First Instance Of Book Burning Occurred In The Middle Ages, When A Monk Was Trying To Illuminate A Manuscript. All Agree That Book Burning Was Almost Non-existent During The Period When Books Were Made Of Stone.

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.