If I Ever Lose My Mind I

That's Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It.

The Things That Matter In This Country Have Been Reduced In Choice, There Are Two Political Parties, There Are A Handful Insurance Companies, There Are Six Or Seven Information Centers.. But If You Want A Bagel There Are 23 Flavors. Because You Have The Illusion Of Choice!

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

In The 'bullshit Department' A Businessman Can't Hold A Candle To A Clergyman.

Here's A Phrase That Apparently The Airlines Simply Made Up: Near Miss. They Say That If 2 Planes Almost Collide, It's A Near Miss. Bullshit, My Friend. It's A Near Hit! A Collision Is A Near Miss. [wham! Crunch!] "look, They Nearly Missed!" "yes, But Not Quite.