If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be

When I Went To Hollywood In 1927, The Girls Were Wearing Lumpy Sweaters And Skirts. I Was Wearing Sleek Suits And Half Naked Beaded Gowns And Piles And Piles Of Furs.

I Learned To Act By Watching Martha Graham Dance, And I Learned To Dance By Watching Charlie Chaplin Act.

Every Actor Has A Natural Animosity Toward Every Other Actor, Present Or Absent, Living Or Dead

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.

If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be With A Knife.