I Have A Gift For Enraging People,

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.

Love Is A Publicity Stunt, And Making Love, After The First Curious Raptures, Is Only Another Petulant Way To Pass The Time Waiting For The Studio To Call.

There Is No Other Occupation In The World That So Closely Resembled Enslavement As The Career Of A Film Star.

I Do Not Excuse Myself With The Usual Escape Of 'not Trying.' I Tried With All My Heart.

Most Beautiful Dumb Girls Think They Are Smart And Get Away With It, Because Other People, On The Whole, Aren't Much Smarter.