My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I Was Minnie Mouse For Halloween, Every Year When I Was Little. Then, I Had The Cinderella Nightgown, When I Was Really Little, That I Begged My Mother To Wear To School. I Was Also Snow White A Lot.

I Was Sent To Sleepover Camp Since I Was 6, And You Know, It's A Recipe For Disaster.

I Feel So Confident And Awesome And Sexy When I'm With People Who Are Older Than Me, And I've Always Been Surrounded By People Who Are Older Than Me. But To Be Vital In Comedy, You Have To Exist In A World That's Dominated By Young People.