I Think Jews Tend To Hold Me

I Was A Bedwetter Until I Was About 15, And It Was Humiliating.

You Can Be Hitler And Go To Confession And Say Forgive Me, Father, I Killed Six Million Jews, And The Priest Would Just Be Like No Problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler Goes To Heaven.

That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate Description - I Felt Homesick, But I Was Home.

I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff, And Some Of It Is Really Hard Core.

I Learned That People In Wheelchairs Are Allowed To Have Marathons … Which, To Me, Seems Like Cheating, But What Are You Gonna Say?