If I Do A Movie Where I

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'