I'm Not A Gay Man, But I

Sometimes I Make My Life A Living Hell By Writing Complex Stories With Complex Characters. But I Love It.

Every Time You Make A Decision, You Mess With Someone's Life.

When My Dad Was Young He Shot Marbles. When I Was Young I Played Marble Madness On My Nintendo Entertainment System.

Back In '93 I Saw My First Ufc Fight And Just Became Enamored By It Then.

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.