I Don't Know, I'm Not In Shape

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Third Ain't So Bad If Nothin' Is Hit To You.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.