If I Couldn't Move, I Don't Know

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!