If I Could Only Write, I'd Write

When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It Is Important To Remember... We Have Met The Enemy; And He Is Us.

Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

Looking Back On Things, The View Always Improves.