If I Could Only Write, I'd Write

There Is No Need To Sally Forth, For It Remains True That Those Things Which Make Us Human Are, Curiously Enough, Always Close At Hand. Resolve, Then, That On This Very Ground, With Small Flags Waving And Tiny Blasts On Tiny Trumpets, We Shall Meet The Enemy, And Not Only May He Be Ours, He May Be Us.

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. It Ain't That Your Majority Is Outnumbered, You're Just Out-surrounded.

Don't Believe Something Just Because You Didn't Read It In The Papers. Wait Until You Haven't Seen It On Television.

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.

Twenty Percent Of Zero Is Better Than Nothing.