If I Could Have Drawn A Cat

My Post-child Period Resulted In One Instant Change: I Write Shorter Books For Kids.

I Could Draw Bloom County With My Nose And Pay My Cleaning Lady To Write It, And I'd Bet I Wouldn't Lose 10% Of My Papers Over The Next Twenty Years. Such Is The Nature Of Comic-strips. Once Established, Their Half-life Is Usually More Than Nuclear Waste.

Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged Even Before The Paperback Comes Out.

The Cartooning Was Always Just An Abstraction. It Was An Income. It Was Making Me Famous. It Was Allowing Me To Go And Do Other Things That I'd Wanted To Do.

I Hate Smoothies. Because They Won't Offer Firestone Ipa Beer As An Ingredient.