If I Could Go Into The Woods

While I Am Sure There Are A Number Of Women Who Secretly Wonder Whether They Are Lesbian, Most Simply Have, Somewhere, A Fantasy About Having Sex, In A Non-defining, Non-exclusive Way, With Other Women.

I Was Shy As A Child. Now I'm Not Really Shy Any More, Unless I'm With Shy People. I Find It Contagious And I Don't Know What To Say. But I Don't Think Shyness Is Something One Should Feel Apologetic About.

I Do Think Awful Things May Happen At Any Moment, So While They Are Not Happening, You May As Well Be Pleased.

Sometimes...we Don't Want To Feel Like A Postmodern, Postfeminist, Overstretched Woman But, Rather, A Domestic Goddess, Trailing Nutmeggy Fumes Of Baking Pie In Our Languorous Wake.

I Am Always Surprised When People Read Double Entendres Into My Innocuous Babble.