If I Could Go Back To My

It's Very Possible That I Could Look Like A Kleptomaniac And A Pathological Liar And That's Why I Keep Getting Hired.

I Commend Women Who Wake Up 30, 40 Minutes Early To Put On Eyeliner. I Think It's ­beautiful. I'm Just Not That Person.

Children Are F - King Crazy. They're Also Suicidal.

When You Do A Four-camera Sitcom, Everything Is A Little Schtickier. It’s Not Necessarily That You Pick Up Bad Habits, But There Is Just A Very Specific Way Of Acting That You Fall Into On Those Kinds Of Multicamera Shows, And You Have To Break Those Habits When You Go In To Do Other Things.

Dads - And People In General - Should Keep In Mind That We As Mothers Put Enough Pressure On Ourselves. We Don't Need Outside Pressure Put On Us.