I Think The Second You Think That

I'm Not Boring To Be Around. Something Will Always Happen.

I Don't Necessarily Put On An Act When I Go On Jay Leno Or Dress Differently In Public Than I Do In Private. I'd Like To Think I'm The Same Person, More Or Less.

It's Been The Greatest Gift That I've Been Given. Because No Matter How Much My Parents Have Asked Me To Be More Patient, No Matter Much My Husband Has Asked Me To Be More Patient, None Of It Mattered Until I Had A Kid. And Then All Of Sudden I Was Like, "oh. I Have To Be More Patient." They Were All Like, "yeah! We've Been Telling You That For Twenty Years!" And I Find It To Be A Gift. Every Day I'm More Patient.

I Think I Have A Good Sense Of Humor, But I'm Not, Like, A Joke-teller. I Get The Jokes, Which Is Sometimes Half The Battle. Believe Me, I Have No Idea Why Anyone Hires Me.

I Think You Can Get Away With So Much More Offensiveness When You're Operating Behind A Stuffed Teddy Bear Or A Cartoon Or Something That's Not Real, Because It's Forgiven. It's Like Having A Little Kid In A Movie Curse - It's Funny Because It's Not Natural.