Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass

When I Started In The Clubs, I Had To Work Places Where Didn't Nobody Else Want To Work. I Had To Do Clubs Where Street Gangs Were, Had To Do Motorcycle Gangs, Gay Balls And Things Of That Nature.

I Want To Speak Directly To The Audience, To Say, 'i'm Like You - I'm Frustrated, I'm Not An Expert, I Don't Have A Manual On Parenting, I Make Mistakes, I'm Selfish Too.'

I Want People To Say At The End Of My Day, You Know, Like I Used To Say About Sidney Poitier And James Cagney And Joan Crawford And Red Skelton And Those Guys And Bill Cosby. They Did Quality And Substance. You Always Remember Them.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.