Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass

I Learned Hard Lessons In Life; I Had To Because I Had So Much Happen: My Mother Died My Sophomore Year In High School. The Next Year, Same Day, My Brother Dropped Dead. Two Years After That, I Got Married Because My Girlfriend Got Pregnant. The Year After My Wedding, My Father - Who I Had Only Recently Met - Died.

As I Got Older, I Got Into All Kinds Of Things In The Streets - But For Some Reason, I Never Got Caught Up With The Gangs Growing Up. Everybody Dug Me, Man. I Never Had Problems.

I've Introduced Myself With Comedy, And Once You've Introduced Yourself As Something, That's Where People Keep You. That's Where People Like To Hold You.

I'm So Black, I Leave Fingerprints On Coal.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.