If I Ain't Horny, I Check To

Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't Have Time.

Most People That You Talk To, They's Intelligent. Like I Said, "most People."

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

I'm For Human Lib, The Liberation Of All People, Not Just Black People Or Female People Or Gay People.

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.