If I Ain't Horny, I Check To

Most People That You Talk To, They's Intelligent. Like I Said, "most People."

Even When I Was A Little Kid, I Always Said I Would Be In The Movies One Day, And Damned If I Didn't Make It.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.