If I Ain't Horny, I Check To

If You Ask Me About Women's Lib, I Say I Don't Even Know What That Is.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

I Don't Want To Go Through Life As A Wonder Wheel Murderer!

I Was Given Two Weeks To Walk Again, So I Hooked Up With A Trainer, And He... Had Me Walking. I'll Never Forget That, It Was Grueling.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.