If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.

On My First Bowhunt On The Property A Few Years Back, I Was On My Own For Twenty-two Days And Killed An Amazing Thirty-three Head Of Big Game. I'm Surprised I Even Came Home. I Was In Heaven.

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.

If You Want To Save A Species, Simply Decide To Eat It. Then It Will Be Managed - Like Chickens, Like Turkeys, Like Deer, Like Canadian Geese.

I Am The Great White Buffalo And I Play An American-made Gibson Guitar That Can Blow Your Head Clean Off At 100 Paces.