If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine

Mankind: A Quality Of Life Upgrade Is Available To Each And Every One Of You. It Should Give You A Quality Of Life Upgrade, Which Means No Drugs, No Alcohol, No Fast Food - Unless, Of Course, It's A Mallard.

Animals Have Rights, To Be Smothered With Garlic And Butter!

Let's Be Honest, If The Democrats Didn't Support Ignoring Our Nation's Immigration Laws, There Is No Way They Could Win The Presidency Or A Local Dog Catcher Election.

Real Americans Don't Back Down.

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.