I Am The Great White Buffalo And

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

We Hunt And Fish Or We'll Go Nuts Dealing With The Criminal Behavior Of Our Elected Officials.

You Mean To Say That When An Imbecile Walks Into A Church, Office, Day Care Center, Or School, Stumbling About, Almost Zombie-like, With Gun-filled Hands At His Side, Blabbering Incoherently To His Next Victim, The Reaction Of Grown Men And Women Is To Run, Cry, Whimper, And Hide Under A Desk Or Pew? The Sheeping Of America Is Nearly Complete.

I Hunt Deer Because They Aren't Capable Of Higher Forms Of Thinking. All They Care About Is, 'what Am I Going To Eat Next, Who Am I Going To Screw Next, And Can I Run Fast Enough To Get Away'. They Are Very Much Like The French In That Way.

The Heartbreak Of Runaway Corruption, Abuse Of Power And Indefensible Criminality By Our Government And Media Should, Must Inspire All Good We-the-people Americans To Wake The Hell Up From The Embarrassing Self-inflicted Curse Of Apathy And Start Demanding Constitutional Accountability From Our Elected Employees.