If God Wanted Us High, He Would

Most People Think They Know The Answer. I Am Willing To Admit I Don't Even Know The Question.

At One Point In My Career, While Still Hosting 'the Arsenio Hall Show,' I Was Told By My Doctor That It Might Not Be Physically Possible For Me To Have Children.

My Name Is Arsenio. That's A Very Unique Name For A Black Man. In Greek, It Means Leroy.

I Went To School, Majored In Theatre, And Said 'mom, I Have To Choose My Own Destiny. I Want To Be An Actor.' A Couple Of Weeks After I Graduated College I Called My Mother Up And Said 'can I Borrow $200?' And She Said 'why Don't You Act Like You've Got $200.'

The Way I Approach Stardom And The Show, I'm Like A Politician. I'm An Elected Late-night Official To Do Your Work.