I Went To School, Majored In Theatre, And Said 'mom, I Have To Choose My Own Destiny. I Want To Be An Actor.' A Couple Of Weeks After I Graduated College I Called My Mother Up And Said 'can I Borrow $200?' And She Said 'why Don't You Act Like You've Got $200.'

-Arsenio Hall

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I Went To School, Majored In Theatre,

Arsenio Hall

I Went To School, Majored In Theatre, And Said 'mom, I Have To Choose My Own Destiny. I Want To Be An Actor.' A Couple Of Weeks After I Graduated College I Called My Mother Up And Said 'can I Borrow $200?' And She Said 'why Don't You Act Like You've Got $200.'

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Funny

Mom

Mother

The Way I Approach Stardom And The Show, I'm Like A Politician. I'm An Elected Late-night Official To Do Your Work.

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Politician