If God Had Intended Us Not To

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For A Living.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

I Don't Think We Really Gave Barbarism A Fair Try.