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I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble Eating Things That Are Merely Unconscious.
-George Carlin
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I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble
George Carlin
I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble Eating Things That Are Merely Unconscious.
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