I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

The Status Quo Sucks.

When Someone Is Impatient And Says, 'i Haven't Got All Day,' I Always Wonder, How Can That Be? How Can You Not Have All Day?

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.