I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble

I Finally Accepted Jesus. Not As My Personal Savior, But As A Man I Intend To Borrow Money From.

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

How Do You Write Zero In Roman Numerals?

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.