I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble

If 4 Out Of 5 People Suffer From Diarrhea…does That Mean That 1 Enjoys It?

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

If You're Looking For Self-help, Why Would You Read A Book Written By Somebody Else?

Running Isn't A Sport Because Anyone Can Do It. Anything We Can All Do Can't Be A Sport. I Can Run, You Can Run. My Mother Can Run, You Don't See Her On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Do You?

I Literally Didn't Know My Father. My Mother Had Been A Secretary, And After She And My Father Split, She Went Back To Work For An Advertising Executive. So My Older Brother And I Were "latch-door Kids." We Went Home For Lunch And After School By Ourselves.