I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.

Conservatives Say If You Don't Give The Rich More Money, They Will Lose Their Incentive To Invest. As For The Poor, They Tell Us They've Lost All Incentive Because We've Given Them Too Much Money.

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.