Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly

Did You Ever Stop To Thnk About All The People We Kill? They're Always People Who Tell Us To Live Together In Harmony And Try To Love One Another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They All Said: 'try To Live Together Peacefully.' Bam! Right In The F--in Head! Aparently We're Not Ready For That!

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.

I Also Survived Circumcision, A Barbaric Practice Designed To Remind You As Early As Possible That Your Genitals Are Not Your Own.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.