Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly

Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

There Are Two Types Of People: One Strives To Control His Environment, The Other Strives Not To Let His Environment Control Him. I Like To Control My Environment, Because I Feel If I Have My Physical Space In Order, Then I'm Free To Dream.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.