If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate,

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"

I Don't Own A Camera, So I Travel With A Police Sketch Artist.

As Far As I'm Concerned, Humans Have Not Yet Come Up With A Belief That's Worth Believing.

Engineers At General Motors Have Developed A Revolutionary New Engine Whose Only Function Is To Lubricate Itself.

Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.