Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward --

International Soccer Has Been A Big Part Of My Love For The Sport. I Love The Men's National Team. I Can Say That They're My Favorite Sports Team.

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.