If Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will

...balance The Budget ? Tax Religion.

We Need A New Law That Owners Of Suvs (sport Utility Vehicles) Are Automatically In The Military Reserve. Then They Can Go Get Their Own Goddamn Oil.

One Of The Best Things That's Come Out Of The Seattle Protests Is The Birth Of The Independent Media Center. It's Not As Though The Independent Media Movement Wasn't Already There, But It's Given It Another Jump-start. There's The Feeling That Not Only Should We Report On Our Underground Culture And Our Own Situation, But Now We Have To Start Telling People What's Really Going On At A Time When Everything From Cnn To Usa Today Is As Tightly Controlled As Tass Or Pravda.

The Underground Scene Is Still A Cool Way To Meet A Lot Of Cool People, See A Lot Of Interesting Bands And Get A Lot Of Food For Thought, But People Have To Remain Curious And Get Their Brain Activity Food From Other Places Besides Punk.

You've Got To Have An Ego As Big As Mars To Want To Think That You, Of All People, Are Better Than Anyone Else To Be President Of The United States. People That Vain, They Want Their Place In History, And They Want To Be Able To Control How Much They'll Be Worshipped By Future Generations.