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If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.
-Mitch Hedberg
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If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would
Mitch Hedberg
If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.
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