If Any One Of My Players Isn’t

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.

On Occasions I Have Been Big-headed. I Think Most People Are When They Get In The Limelight. I Call Myself Big Head Just To Remind Myself Not To Be.