If Any One Of My Players Isn’t

Saturday Comes Again, Welcome Or Not, It Comes Again Like It Always Does, Welcome Or Not, Wanted Or Not, Another Judgment Day - The Chance To Be Saved, The Chance To Be Damned.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.