If Any One Of My Players Isn’t

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.