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I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!

I Didn't Think It Was Fair To Pretend To Give Of Myself When I Was So Selfishly Consumed With My Own Drives.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

Everybody Knows We're Entitled To One Jerusalem. History Reveals Very Simply That This Is Our Land From The Days Of The Bible.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .