What Goes Around, Comes Around.

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

A Lot Of Country Music Is Sad.

The First Time I Got Onstage Was When I Was About 5 Years Old. It Was At A Church Social, And I Had A Poem To Recite.

On The Road Again, Goin' Places That I've Never Been. Seein' Things That I May Never See Again, And I Can't Wait To Get On The Road Again.

What Has Changed Is That Nothing Has Changed... That's What Has Made Me More Unhappy Than Everything Else.