If A Drink Was Ice Cold, It

Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff Is Great.

A Dog Came To My Door, So I Gave Him A Bone, The Dog Took The Bone Into The Back Yard And Buried It. I'm Going To Go Plant A Tree There, With Bones On It, Then The Dog Will Come Back And Say, "shoot! It Worked! I Must Distribute These Bones Equally For I Have A Green Paw!"

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don’t Believe In Themselves. It’s Kind Of Sad. Okay You Don’t Think You’ll Ever Make It As A Musician, But Last Night You Saw A Translucent Caveman.