If A Cat Does Something, We Call

The Head Of A Pike, Served At Supper, Is Said To Have Caused The Death From Terror Of Theodoric The Goth, Who Imagined The Fish's Features To Be Those Of Symmachus, A Man He Had Just Killed. But For This Story, We Of Today Would Have No Idea What Symmachus Looked Like.

All Modern Men Are Descended From A Wormlike Creature But It Shows More On Some People.

[footnote:]each Male Has From 2 To 790 Females With Whom He Discusses Current Events. Of These He Marries From 3 To 17.

Ah, Well! We Live And Learn, Or, Anyway, We Live.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.