[footnote:]each Male Has From 2 To 790

I'm A Poetry-skipper Myself. I Don't Like To Boast, But I Have Probably Skipped More Poetry Than Any Other Person Of My Age And Weight In This Country - Make It Any Other Two Persons. This Doesn't Mean That I Hate Poetry. I Don't Feel That Strongly About It. It Only Means That Those Who Wish To Communicate With Me By Means Of The Written Word Must Do So In Prose.

[footnote:]each Male Has From 2 To 790 Females With Whom He Discusses Current Events. Of These He Marries From 3 To 17.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

Galvani Was Mistaken About The Amount Of Electricity In Frogs, But He Had Some Good Ideas, Too, For The Galvanometer Is Named In His Honor, And You Don't Have Galvanometers Named After You Merely For Making A Mistake About A Frog.

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.