There Are Better Things Than Sex, But

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.