I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.