I Just Lost My Best Friend, I

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.