I'd Rather Work To Live Than Live

Children Are F - King Crazy. They're Also Suicidal.

There Are Things You Fantasize About Doing And Saying, And Then Ultimately Don't Because It's Illegal.

There Might Have Been Guys With Enough Cajones To Send Over A Drink. If I Was Hit On Today Maybe I Just Don't Know It. I Told My Friend That I Never Get Hit On And He's Like, "you're Crazy!" But As Far As I Know, No, I've Almost Never Been Hit On.

Growing Up Poor, I Never Missed Out On Anything. My Parents Did A Beautiful Job Of Not Making Me Feel Like I Was Lesser Than Any Other Kids.

Always Have A Backup Plan.