Always Have A Backup Plan.

I'd Rather Be In Love And Have A Baby Than Have A Movie.

I Think Parenthood Is Just Ripe For Comedy. This Just Happens To Be Told From The Perspective Of Women.

An Actor Goes Crazy In A Hotel Room, Gets Trashed, Throws A Bench, Breaks A Window, And He Is Considered A Rock Star. An Actress Does That And She’s Sent To Rehab And Is Thought To Have Problems And Issues And Can’t Get A Job.

Confidence, Not Cockiness. Knowing Who You Are Is Confidence. Cockiness Is Knowing Who You Are And Pushing It Down Everyone's Throat.

I Think The Second You Think That You're Funny Is When You Stop Being Funny.