I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Dress Like

I Know A Lot Of People Didn't Expect Our Relationship To Last - But We've Just Celebrated Our Two Months' Anniversary.

I Never Really Learned The Value Of Money. My Father Didn't Spoil Me, But I Think My Grandparents Did.

I Would Make A Poor Vegetarian Because I Adore Meat.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

I Was Brought Up Very Conservatively. My Father Was Positively Victorian - I Wasn't Even Allowed To Wear My Hair Down.