I'm A Very Physical Person. I Like

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

I Know A Lot Of People Didn't Expect Our Relationship To Last - But We've Just Celebrated Our Two Months' Anniversary.

I Am Good At Down Grading - I Have Found I Can Live The Same Lifestyle In A Two-bedroom Apartment As In A Five-bedroom House.

I Broke My Ankle Ten Years Ago So High Heels Are Not An Option Unless I'm Literally Going Door To Door For A Function.

Back Then I Was Called Dumbo Because Of My Ears. I Was Called Fatty, Too. It Was Hurtful So I Became Like The Class Clown. I Became The One Who Was Kicked Around.