I Would Teach U.k. Parents How To

The Ideal Man Doesn't Exist. A Husband Is Easier To Find.

I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Dress Like Victoria Beckham In Towering Heels Day After Day.

As For The Stage Fright, It Never Goes Away. When I'm Waiting In The Wings To Go On, It's Agony Every Single Time But I Stay Focused And I Know That Once I'm On Stage It'll Be Fine; I'll Be In My Happy Little Bubble.

I Love Luxury, I Love The High Life, And I Have To Foot The Bills - I Have Received Practically Nothing From My Marriages And Relationships.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.