I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.