I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.