If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be

Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since I Quit Trying To Play It.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

Some People Asked Me If I Would Be Interested In Managing The A's. I Said A Definite No Thank You. At Night, That Place Is A Graveyard With Lights.