If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be

Some People Asked Me If I Would Be Interested In Managing The A's. I Said A Definite No Thank You. At Night, That Place Is A Graveyard With Lights.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.