If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

The Rules Are Changed Now, There's Not Any Way To Build A Team Today. It's Just How Much Money You Want To Spend. You Could Be The World Champions And Somebody Else Makes A Key Acquisition Or Two And You're Through.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.

Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since I Quit Trying To Play It.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).