I'd Rather Dig A Ditch Than Go

Hen Nights Should Be Banned. You're Honour-bound To Behave Atrociously, Then Feel Terribly Ashamed Afterwards. (this Charming Man)

The Old Chinese Proverb Springs To Mind - No Pain, No Gain.

Some Think Love Can Be Measured By The Amount Of Butterflies In Their Tummy. Others Think Love Can Be Measured In Bunches Of Flowers, Or By Using The Words 'for Ever.' But Love Can Only Truly Be Measured By Actions. It Can Be A Small Thing, Such As Peeling An Orange For A Person You Love Because You Know They Don't Like Doing It.

Nothing Sinister. Just Getting Exercise. Although Some Might Consider That Sinister.

I Loved Being In My Own Head So Much, It Was Getting Harder And Harder Being With Other People.