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Let Me Use Their Own Terminology Against Them. They Aborted A Child In The 200th Trimester.

Washington, Dc Is To Lying What Wisconsin Is To Cheese.

You've Got Bad Eating Habits If You Use A Grocery Cart In 7-eleven.

That Kid's Got An Arm Like Uncle Fester At An Exhibition Of Pre-colombian... Um, Christ, I Lost It. I Was Going For Something Thick. So What's With The Beard, Grizzly Fouts?

The Patriots Deflated Balls Are But An Allegory For America's Deflated Balls In Dealings With Putin, The Mullahs In Iran, And Islamic Terrorists.