I Was A Failed Actor But I

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

You Don't Want To Be Hard To Look At. Plain Very Good, Hard To Look At Bad. The Plain Shall Inherit The Earth; Time Is Our Friend.

I Loved Lucille Ball Growing Up.