I Was A Failed Actor But I

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.