I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

I Am Very Quick To Judge.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.