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I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.