I've Always Had A Reputation As A

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

The Only Way To Predict If There's A Cloud On Your Horizon Due To Glaucoma Is To Get Tested. No Matter What The Diagnosis, The Forecast Is For Clear Vision In The Years Ahead.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.